By the time you get done reading this bio, if you think we match and you would like to chat, please shoot me a message. So don't miss your chance at a good boyfriend by being shy.

✿❥ Actually Love Dating Agency Bio ❥✿

❥Username (Not Display): Cro Mysterious

❥SL Age: 13+ years

❥RL Age: 48

❥Location: Earth, Northern Hemisphere

❥Sexual Orientation: I like to be on the bottom, but we can compromise

❥ What are you Looking for in a person? Before or after the autopsy?

❥Open to RL or just SL relationship? I didn't know there was a difference?

❥Do you actively use voice? Well I am a DJ, if I didn't I would just be a radio station

❥What do you do for enjoyment both in SL and RL? I will tell you if we talk

❥Do you RP, if so what kind of RP? Well I can fly and teleport in SL. I cant do that in RL. Hope thats enough?

❥How important is family to you in Second life?
Well as long as someone's daughter isnt my grandfather's uncle daddy.

❥Is having cyber sex on SL important to you? I don't pixel bump. I prefer to phone bone

❥Are you into BDSM, if so are you Sub, Dom, Domme, or Verse? BDSM? Buddies Doing Social Media?

❥Please use the space below for any additional information you might wish to share :)

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I know the rest of this bio is a long but I did my best to explain me,
as well as pour my heart and my personality into it.
As you can I gave a bigger effort and thats what I will give in a relationship.
Without further ado, I present to you DJ Cro's Complete Dating Bio
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I am not responsible for any adverse events or overbearing joy that may occur from reading this notecard...

Ladies... I'm always available to go on a date or just hang out, talk, listen to your problems, or whatever. And guess what? You don't even have to bid on me in an auction. If you're bored or lonely, get at me and I will find something fun for us to do. I am ok with just a friendly platonic date or a romantic setting. Just let me know what you're looking for and I'll try my best to make it happen.

“The Funniest Guy I’ve Ever Met!”
~Says the News York Times~

“The First Dating Profile I’ve Read That Was Actually Original.”
~Marilyn Monroe~

Guaranteed 5 times more FUN than your EX BF!
~Me~

Ladies, I came here to show off my SEXY photos and chew bubblegum! (and I’m all out of bubblegum). I wear socks that match AND I love my mom. Loving life! I'm looking for a down to earth girl who is looking for fun times. If we click we can just lie & tell your mom that we met at the library. By the way by agreeing to meet me, you're not obligated to keep me, I will give you a 30 day trial ABSOLUTELY FREE!

P.S. My job section is blank because people were emailing me just because of what I do for a living. I've been compared to Pooh Bear and I'm just looking for a yummy pot of Honey!

PLEASE have a sense of humor :)

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BEFORE YOU READ FURTHER..
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I am ultimately looking for an honest to goodness real relationship with love and romance all that comes with it. I am also ok with platonic friendships. To me there is no such thing as Taken in RL but Single in SL. My mind doesn't split the two. If you're taken in either then to me you're taken. If you are taken in any kind of way... collared.... slave.....anything,.... then to me you are taken. I am looking for something more special than just an online long distance relationship. I want constant communication, cuddling, kissing, romance, massages, and intimacy. Yes I voice. Please do too. I don't want a pretendaship or a textationship. If you don't plan to or intend to meet in RL, please don't mess with my emotions.

If you are only looking for casual encounters, I highly doubt I would be interested but hey, but if you're up for the challenge by all means, do you and If it is only for fun, then lets be clear and say thats all it is. Again don't mess with my emotions if you are not looking for something real in and outside of SL.

I would like to mention these because these have been deal breakers in people I have met. So this is how I feel as far as drinking and smoking goes.

Smoking: I am 4/20 friendly so if you smoke weed that is an activity we can enjoy together. However One of my pet peeves is cigarettes. If you smoke more than 1-2 cigarettes per day then I can tell you now, I am not interested. I do understand maybe 1 cigarette after a blunt but thats all I would be able to tolerate.

Drinking: I understand occasional drinking 1 -3 times a month, but if you the type thats drinking because its thirsty Thursday then freaky Friday then shots shots shots Saturday and then try to be good on Sunday because you so fucked up from the weekend, and go to work super tired Monday only to do it all over again on the weekend, I am not interested.
Now if going to the theater on Thursday and then go out for drinks on Friday, and then go to a the beach and bask in the sun on Saturday and cuddle home together on Sundays, then you are my type.

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MY QUICK DETAILS
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Orientation - Straight
Ethnicity - Hispanic / Latin
Age: 48
Height - 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type - Overweight/ Obese
Diet - Mostly anything
Drinks - Socially
Smokes - When drinking (Black & Mild Mini Cigars)
Drugs - Sometimes -ask me
Religion - Other, but not too serious about it
Sign - Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education - Graduated from high school
Employment - Retired / Disabled
Status - Single/Divorced for 10 years
Type - Strictly monogamous
Offspring - Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets - Likes dogs and likes cats - I have none
Speaks - English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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ON A MORE SERIOUS LEVEL..
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If you're interested in more than just a fling then maybe I should write a little bit about myself eh? I hate telling people about me, because you will only know me, if you take the time to get to know me... But since I need to convince you to do that, let me tell you about who I am. I live in Tampa Bay, FL. I am 47. Single. 1/2 Dominican & 1/2 Puerto-Rican, Born in the USA. I'm 5'9" and am a big bear so I hope you like to cuddle. I have dark brown eyes and black curly hair. I also have a tongue piercing. I have 3 beautiful children (not living with me) whom I love very much. I have a great, outgoing, calm and collective, down to earth personality. Live music is great and karaoke is a blast. I am family oriented, sincere, loving, and sexy (I think). I'm a little bit silly and awkward. I am fun to be around and have a great sense of humor. I'm very communicative, including being an empathic listener :-) 4:20 friendly. I am very adventurous and love to meet new people. I live my life one day at a time...I try not to plan too far ahead, that's how you get into trouble. Take it step by step and complete one task before moving on to the next. I'm really good at walking away from an argument. I am exciting & adventurous. I am loving and passionate. When you get to know me, you'll find me to be compassionate toward animals and people. Social and environmental consciousness are valuable to me. I miss the feeling of being in love, but I will take my time in finding the right person to give my heart away to. Last time I gave it away I was hurt pretty bad badly so right now I am just looking for someone who is compatible so we can share great times. I'm easy to talk to and not judgmental at all. Like what you've read and want to know more? Hit me up... I might just surprise you. ;)

The six things I could never do without
...my mom
...my phone
...my family
...weed
...food
...LOVE and all that comes with it

I spend a lot of time thinking about
My past, and how sucky it was, and also my future, and how awesome its going to be!
If I am ever going to be happy!
Oh yeah, and that little trick I do with my tongue ring.
4:20

On a typical Friday night I am
Chatting or looking for a second life. I'd love to be doing anything else.
Want to help me? Down for whatever so hit me up and tell me where to meet you!

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You should message me if any part of this profile appeals to you or turns you on! (wink)
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...you love chatting & deep conversations.
...you are interested in meeting me in person.
...you clean but you aren't all about physical appearance.
(must be able to get up & go - not spend 3 hrs on your face everyday)
...you're bored or lonely.
...you need a good laugh.
...you like exchanging numbers and talking on the phone.
...you want to speak to someone honest.
...you like going out clubbing.
...you are 4:20 friendly.
...you're fun, funny or just good company.
...you like someone who is fun, funny, and great company.
...just because you feel like hitting me up. Holla. <---- this means message me.

Cro Mysterious

Now that you made it to the end, you should send a message because honestly, these ad boards suck and I want a girlfriend.
You should hit me up like right now.... I dare you.